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KonoichiKyuketsuki
Female/United States
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Last Visit: 163 weeks ago
Vladia Hellsing
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This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
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if I don't you... you don't know me... I could be your worst nightmare, or your most pleasent dream... but you cannot know... for I am a mystery, rapped within an enigma, that sleeps in a paradox box... whome few shall ever see inside...
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[ ] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married. ( I dont think for long ><
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 4
[x] You dress how you want to.
[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[X] You have never been beaten up
[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[X] People don't use you for something you have.
[ ] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 4
[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace
[ ] You have pictures on myspace.
[ ] Your parents let you have a myspace
[X] You get allowance
[ ] You collect something normal.
[ ] You look foward to going to school.
[X] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[ ] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 2
[ ] You own a car.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[X] You are happy with your appearance
[X] You aren't self-consious at all
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life
[x] You have friends (all most all of them are on the internet though!)
T 0 T A L: 3
[ ] You know what is going on in the world.
[ ] You care about so many people.
[ ] You are happy with your life
[ ] You know more than one language
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[X] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You dont have any enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 4
Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this "MY LIFE IS 51% HAPPY
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1. [ ] I have walked [[or ran]] into a glass/screen door.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
5. [X] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I've told a cop to *** off and gotten screwed for it.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] i have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling
11. [ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
12. [ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times
14. [x] Sometimes I just.. stop thinking & zone out.
15. [x]It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow
16. [x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle
22. [ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends
26. [ ]I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x] I accidently break a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] I cock my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before
33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
add all together, and multiply by 3
And repost as 57% dumb.
--
if I don't you... you don't know me... I could be your worst nightmare, or your most pleasent dream... but you cannot know... for I am a mystery, rapped within an enigma, that sleeps in a paradox box... whome few shall ever see inside...
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[ ] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married. ( I dont think for long ><
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 4
[x] You dress how you want to.
[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[X] You have never been beaten up
[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[X] People don't use you for something you have.
[ ] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 4
[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace
[ ] You have pictures on myspace.
[ ] Your parents let you have a myspace
[X] You get allowance
[ ] You collect something normal.
[ ] You look foward to going to school.
[X] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[ ] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 2
[ ] You own a car.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[X] You are happy with your appearance
[X] You aren't self-consious at all
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life
[x] You have friends (all most all of them are on the internet though!)
T 0 T A L: 3
[ ] You know what is going on in the world.
[ ] You care about so many people.
[ ] You are happy with your life
[ ] You know more than one language
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[X] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You dont have any enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 4
Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this "MY LIFE IS 51% HAPPY
----------------------------------------------------------------------
1. [ ] I have walked [[or ran]] into a glass/screen door.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
5. [X] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
%0
--
if I don't you... you don't know me... I could be your worst nightmare, or your most pleasent dream... but you cannot know... for I am a mystery, rapped within an enigma, that sleeps in a paradox box... whome few shall ever see inside...
--
if I don't you... you don't know me... I could be your worst nightmare, or your most pleasent dream... but you cannot know... for I am a mystery, rapped within an enigma, that sleeps in a paradox box... whome few shall ever see inside...
--
if I don't you... you don't know me... I could be your worst nightmare, or your most pleasent dream... but you cannot know... for I am a mystery, rapped within an enigma, that sleeps in a paradox box... whome few shall ever see inside...
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[ ] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married. ( I dont think for long ><
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 4
[x] You dress how you want to.
[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[X] You have never been beaten up
[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[X] People don't use you for something you have.
[ ] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 4
[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace
[ ] You have pictures on myspace.
[ ] Your parents let you have a myspace
[X] You get allowance
[ ] You collect something normal.
[ ] You look foward to going to school.
[X] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[ ] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 2
[ ] You own a car.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[X] You are happy with your appearance
[X] You aren't self-consious at all
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life
[x] You have friends (all most all of them are on the internet though!)
T 0 T A L: 3
[ ] You know what is going on in the world.
[ ] You care about so many people.
[ ] You are happy with your life
[ ] You know more than one language
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[X] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You dont have any enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 4
Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this "MY LIFE IS 51% HAPPY
----------------------------------------------------------------------
1. [ ] I have walked [[or ran]] into a glass/screen door.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
5. [X] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I've told a cop to *** off and gotten screwed for it.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] i have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling
11. [ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
12. [ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times
14. [x] Sometimes I just.. stop thinking & zone out.
15. [x]It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow
16. [x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle
22. [ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends
26. [ ]I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x] I accidently break a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] I cock my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before
33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
add all together, and multiply by 3
And repost as 57% dumb.
--
if I don't you... you don't know me... I could be your worst nightmare, or your most pleasent dream... but you cannot know... for I am a mystery, rapped within an enigma, that sleeps in a paradox box... whome few shall ever see inside...
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[ ] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married. ( I dont think for long ><
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 4
[x] You dress how you want to.
[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[X] You have never been beaten up
[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[X] People don't use you for something you have.
[ ] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 4
[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace
[ ] You have pictures on myspace.
[ ] Your parents let you have a myspace
[X] You get allowance
[ ] You collect something normal.
[ ] You look foward to going to school.
[X] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[ ] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 2
[ ] You own a car.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[X] You are happy with your appearance
[X] You aren't self-consious at all
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life
[x] You have friends (all most all of them are on the internet though!)
T 0 T A L: 3
[ ] You know what is going on in the world.
[ ] You care about so many people.
[ ] You are happy with your life
[ ] You know more than one language
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[X] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You dont have any enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 4
Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this "MY LIFE IS 51% HAPPY
----------------------------------------------------------------------
1. [ ] I have walked [[or ran]] into a glass/screen door.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
5. [X] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
%0
--
if I don't you... you don't know me... I could be your worst nightmare, or your most pleasent dream... but you cannot know... for I am a mystery, rapped within an enigma, that sleeps in a paradox box... whome few shall ever see inside...
--
if I don't you... you don't know me... I could be your worst nightmare, or your most pleasent dream... but you cannot know... for I am a mystery, rapped within an enigma, that sleeps in a paradox box... whome few shall ever see inside...
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